The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
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Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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