Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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