I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he puts the penis in happiness.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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