i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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