do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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