I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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