$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
