i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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