Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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