Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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