thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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