I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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