his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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