Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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