would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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