i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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