i just google imaged poop.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Randomize