Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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