Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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