He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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