she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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