You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
do herpes really smell.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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