dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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