U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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