i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
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Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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