can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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