You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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