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I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he puts the penis in happiness.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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