I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
did i walk over a car last night?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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