I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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