My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
How's work?
Spinning.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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