kristin has been a bad kristin
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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