How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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