Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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