Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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