I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
whose parrot is this?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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