That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she peed on how many people?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
