u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
The feeling are messing with the penis
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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