The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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