I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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