worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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