the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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