Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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