Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Screwed.edu
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
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