I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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