Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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