I want to walk on stilts...naked
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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