I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Dignity is for republicans.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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