Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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