I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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