escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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