I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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