We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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