Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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