you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Please don't give away my fajitas
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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