i barfeds in our rink
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?