apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
He is an equal opportunity slut.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend