I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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